What breeds can i pass my pup off as?

Question

I know its bad to tell a lie but i just got this two month old bull tri color pitbull puppy and now we are trying to move into a new placement..i alrdy have my therapist approval and letter stating that she is my medical necessity but im still hitting road blocks...ive had someone tell me to say shes a catahoula bulldog mix but i dont know if shell pass..and i dont think terrier mix alonr will work...any suggestions plz..im trying to upload a picture of her but i dont know how...

Answer 1

Good luck with that ...



Trying to pass a 2 month old pit bull puppy off as a medical necessity. It's TOO young to be trained as a service dog, it can't sense seizures, it can't assist you in anything ... it isn't even housebroken.



No wonder you can't convince your landlord that the puppy is a medical necessity .... it isn't trained for ANY medical purpose.



Edited to add: This is from one of your earlier questions: " I had a dog before where i am now for my depression, anxiety, and bipolar disorder but it got hit by a car when it ran out of the house...So my dilemma is will the housing accept my need of this new pup, and will i be able to manage and cope with two young kids, a job, and a young pup"



What type of doctor would prescribe a puppy to someone with SO MUCH on their plate .... with two young children and a job - just when are you supposed to find time to raise and train a puppy? Your last one died because it wasn't supervised and got killed on the road. How is adding the work and stress of raIsing and training a puppy supposed to help someone already overwhelmed?

Answer 2

If she's a full blooded pit bull you're going to have a hell of a time, because those dangerous dog rules apply to mixed breeds too. That means that if a dog is any part pit bull it can't live there. They are now starting to require DNA testing as well, which there is no way to trick. And if you lie and they find out you'll be evicted. This is why you don't get a dog breed on that list unless you own your own home.



You were irresponsible as hell in getting a Pitt bull puppy when you knew you were moving to a new place that doesn't allow them. That's on you. The way you're talking and what you're trying to do, I see you being evicted and your dog being destroyed in 6 months after several complaints from neighbors.



Grow up, be an adult, and do the responsible thing instead of lying and cheating (and doing it poorly) and ending up evicted with a euthanized dog. Idiot.

Answer 3

You don't lie. You move to a place that allows them which most likely means a private rental. Most complexes don't allow them because their INSURANCE doesn't allow them.



Why on earth did you buy this backyard breeder bully breed mutt KNOWING you didn't have a place to live with it?



A complex that bans dogs like yours does NOT have to allow your supposed "ESA" dog because it is nothing more than a PET. You do not a legitimate disability and at 8 weeks old this puppy has had ZERO training, certification or anything to be a REAL service dog.



Such BS your horrible therapist even said this puppy is "needed". Puppies CAUSE stress they don't relieve it. I mean look - you're stressed already just finding a place to live with it!!!!

Answer 4

Put bull - Two words. Your gona get caught..........



What service does will your dog perform. Definitely none at two months of age.



Dogs are bred and trained by specific agencies for specific disabilities* that will take at least two years of training.



*These consist of functions such as caring for yourself, (including bathing, dressing, shaving, preparing a meal, and going to the restroom), performing manual tasks, eating, sleeping, standing, walking, lifting, reaching, bending, seeing, hearing, speaking, breathing, learning, reading, concentrating, thinking, communicating, interacting with others, and working.



No other public or private entity (motels, restaurants, stores, trains, taxis, busses, theatres, parks, beaches, libraries, zoos, college dorms, etc.) is required to allow your dog to accompany you and in all other instances, your ESA has no more rights than a pet. That means they aren't protected by law to accompany you into any public place that does not allow pets.

Answer 5

Sorry but the general rule is that if it looks like a pit it's a pit. This isn't a service dog, so you can be denied having her. The landlord's insurance won't allow her. You need to find a place where you can have her or give her up. The landlord isn't stupid, nor will your neighbor's be when she gets a little older.

Answer 6

None. You want that kind of dog? You find a place that'll allow it. Lie about it and sooner or later you're going to be evicted or told to get rid of the dog (not to mention give the landlord a reason to refuse any future renters with dogs)

Answer 7

Just call it what it is.

And also just because you have a therapist approval for the dog does not mean the Land Lord has to accept it.

The dog is a pet not a service dog trained to do a job.

Only Service dogs and Guide Dogs must be accepted.

Emotional Support Dogs are nothing but pets and trained for nothing.

They do not have to be recognized

Answer 8

You won't. And WHY would you even consider a pitbull an ESA. Its not going to be allowed in stores and restaurants.

Answer 9

Just say they are a mutt or mixed breed. That way it's fine :)

Answer 10

Just say she is a mix breed. That is all you need to see.

Answer 11

American bully should be enough. They are in the bully family but for some reason people arent as afraid of them.

Answer 12

Her picture should upload on my profile so if u could go to it and take a look..its just not uploading here..

Answer 13

Boxer or American Bulldog :)

Answer 14

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